http://baracklobster.us Political dancing for the rest of us Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:05:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en My campaign advisers unanimously agree. Nancy Hanauer's word styling makes her the winner of our Find-a-Slogan campaign. We choose: "The Crustacean to Lead the Nation" Intrigued, the team did a little digging and learned that, like most Americans, Nancy makes a solid contribution to society at Hop to Signaroo. She teaches American Sign Language ... http://baracklobster.us/the-crustacean-to-lead-the-nation/ Republican party. Economy's down in the deep. Someone must come and save it. We need Barack Lobster! Barack Lobster! Barack Lobster! Eight years of these clownfish. Cheney is worse than Simon Cowell. W's got us stuck in Iraq. That's why we need Barack. And not just Barack. We need Barack Lobster! Barack Lobster! Barack Lobster! Barack Lobster! Palin can see Russia. I ... http://baracklobster.us/barack-lobster-lyrics/ MC Yogi, the entire campaign is rallying behind your beautiful tribute to the safe, prosperous, and free nation ahead of us. Thank you for sharing this with land dwellers. This one's going underwater with me. Obama '08 - Vote For Hope from MC Yogi on Vimeo. :: Barack Lobster http://baracklobster.us/they-dont-make-em-finer-than-mc-yogi/ We at the Obama camp need the right campaign slogan if we are to win the Presidential election. Will you help us? The winning slogan will be emblazoned on our campaign buttons. The winning author will receive five free campaign buttons to wear on the campaign trail. Plus bragging rights, natch. Click on ... http://baracklobster.us/a-lobster-in-every-pot/ Every anthropod feels vulnerable when a member of the Nephropidae family gets served with lemon and butter. That's when we need to set our thoraxes down in front of some mindless entertainment to get our antennae back on straight. It's times like these that we're especially grateful for the folks over at ... http://baracklobster.us/laughter-is-the-best-medicine/ My fellow Americans, Michelle and I welcome you to the Lobster Shop. [caption id="attachment_108" align="alignleft" width="445" caption="Get your own Barack Lobster apparel!"][/caption] Show your patriotism with one or more of these quality items made by Americans, for Americans. Now more than ever, we need you to reach across the aisle and stimulate ... http://baracklobster.us/the-lobster-shop-is-now-open/ Here's a few seconds of animation when I was no bigger than a mollusk. I'm grateful to co-creators Joe Hage and Joe Narciso (here with Steve Carell about FedEx; here on that famous E*Trade "Dinky" commercial) for thinking me up and elevating me to public office. Of course, without SNL animators David ... http://baracklobster.us/no-bigger-than-a-mollusk/ Tawnya, thank you for doing everything you can to support my candidacy. It was very nice of you to post my resume on your site, AWomansBlog.com. I want to win the Presidency so I can help hard-working Americans like you. I'm impressed with the way you shaved $200 off your grocery bill. ... http://baracklobster.us/hello-tawnya-jonsek/ I have to say, I'm struck by the outpouring of love and affection by the American people. Take the Narciso family, for example. Here's a dad and his beautiful daughters Samantha and Sophia singing a little song they made for me. It's sweet. Without my exoskeleton, I would have melted. Click. You'll ... http://baracklobster.us/loves-me-like-barack/ Like most anthropods, David Wachtenheim and Rob Marianetti are vulnerable when they molt. Under times of such duress, they draw things. Here's a sample of some of their WM Animation work. I nearly laughed my shell off when I first saw this. ::Barack Lobster http://baracklobster.us/when-david-and-robert-molt/