Barack Lobster lyrics
October 16, 2008
Republican party.
Economy’s down in the deep.
Someone must come and save it.
We need Barack Lobster!
Barack Lobster! Barack Lobster!
Eight years of these clownfish.
Cheney is worse than Simon Cowell.
W’s got us stuck in Iraq.
That’s why we need Barack.
And not just Barack.
We need Barack Lobster!
Barack Lobster! Barack Lobster! Barack Lobster!
Palin can see Russia.
I think that’s freakin’ insane.
Lots of trouble.
Barney Rubble.
McCain is in a jam.
Obama is our man!
Barack Lobster! Now. Now.
Obama in ‘08!
A lobster in every pot
October 12, 2008
We at the Obama camp need the right campaign slogan if we are to win the Presidential election.
Will you help us?
The winning slogan will be emblazoned on our campaign buttons. The winning author will receive five free campaign buttons to wear on the campaign trail. Plus bragging rights, natch.
Click on the Comments below to add your slogan.
Contest ends on Joe Hage’s birthday (October 14) at midnight PST. One slogan per entry. Multiple entries allowed. Slogans must be submitted in the comments section of this post and become the sole property of the Barack Lobster campaign.
Good luck!
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The Lobster Shop is now open
October 11, 2008
My fellow Americans, Michelle and I welcome you to the Lobster Shop.
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When I was no bigger than a mollusk
October 11, 2008
Here’s a few seconds of animation when I was no bigger than a mollusk.
I’m grateful to co-creators Joe Hage and Joe Narciso (here with Steve Carell about FedEx; here on that famous E*Trade “Dinky” commercial) for thinking me up and elevating me to public office.
Of course, without SNL animators David Wachtenheim and Robert Marianetti (Saturday TV Funhouse) I probably would have been eaten by now.
Enjoy your peek into the creative process at the earliest stages of development.
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Introducing Barack Lobster
October 10, 2008
