As a political spokesman, I am the candidate of choice. I do not take the time to make up fictional stories about my military career, worry about my relationship problems on television (I lay eggs after all), and hold myself to eating at the most professional dining establishments I can.
I'll warn you ahead of time: I have a strange sense of humor, a lot of information that you may not see eye to shell with, and a bunch of things that I feel are just outright funny. DISCLAIMER: Everything I do here is politically motivated. I am running for office after all. I love it when people talk about me, enjoy a few darts being thrown my way (don't worry, my shell is hard to crack), and will do almost anything to dance for public admiration.
Recent Posts
- The Crustacean to Lead the Nation
- Barack Lobster lyrics
- They don’t make ‘em finer than MC Yogi
- A lobster in every pot
- Laughter is the best medicine
- The Lobster Shop is now open
- When I was no bigger than a mollusk
- Hello, Tawnya Jonsek.
- Loves me like Barack
- When David and Robert molt
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I Wasn't Born Gifted, or Cute.
As a child, life was rough. I was a "late bloomer" and in the beginning no one would even give me a second chance. I was always tossed back into my own economic turmoil because everyone wanted something bigger. I had a dream to become something!
Like Crustaceans before me, a long walk ahead
Working hard, I wandered into new territory and took my destiny in my own claws. I found out that while my legs were small, they were nimble, and no one else had a tail! Pretty soon I went from scurrying to swinging! I found I could make a difference!
No More! Stop The Insanity!
One of my personal campaign goals is to shine a light on the loss of my fellow crustaceans. Every day millions are pulled heartlessly from the sea and have their lives doomed to a chowder recipe. Someone needs to take a stand (or a dance!)
